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Month: November 2020

Watchable the week of Nov. 30, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: Your Honor (Dec. 6, 10 p.m., Crave)

(Bryan Cranston and Hunter Doohan as as Michael and Adam Desiato in “Your Honor.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Skip Bolen/Showtime.

One boy goes out for a drive to honour the memory of his dead mother; another takes a ride on his early birthday gift, a vintage motorcycle: their lives collide, quite literally, in ways that will have dire consequences far beyond them and the people who love them.

It begins when Adam (Hunter Doohan), the son of respected New Orleans judge Michael Desiato (Bryan Cranston), decides to leave a memorial at the place where his mother was killed in the impoverished Lower Ninth Ward. When gang members threaten him, he drives away in a panic, hits and kills 17-year-old Rocco Baxter (Benjamin Hassan Wadsworth), and flees the scene.

Both Michael and Adam intend to do the right thing and face the consequences, but when Michael learns that Rocco was the son of Jimmy Baxter, whom he describes as “head of the most vicious crime family in the history of this city,” the situation changes from a matter of right and wrong to one of life and death in Michael’s eyes. And so the lies begin.

Walter Scott certainly knew what he was about when he wrote, “Oh what a tangled web we weave / When first we practice to deceive.”

The lies Michael tells to save Adam grow in complexity and reach, affecting more and more people, none more horribly than Kofi Jones (Lamar Johnson), a low level gang affiliate who is blamed for the hit and run, and his family, who are Black and poor.

The drama extends beyond Michael’s and Adam’s moral dilemma — both are what you’d call good people, with Adam particularly plagued by guilt over what he’s done — to issues of corruption in the police, justice and political systems, and racial and economic disparity.

As the consequences of Michael’s and Adam’s lies spiral out of control it seems it’s only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down on their heads.

Bryan Cranston could spend the rest of his career coasting on his “Breaking Bad” accolades, but he gives his usual consummate performance as Michael, with the backing of an excellent supporting cast. It includes Michael Stuhlbarg, who proved he gives good gangster in “Boardwalk Empire,” as Jimmy Baxter; Hope Davis as his scarily vengeful wife; Isiah Whitlock Jr. as an aspiring mayoral candidate; Carmen Ejogo as Kofi’s lawyer; Amy Landecker as a police detective; and the formidable Margo Martindale as Michael’s senator mother-in-law and Adam’s grandmother.

Special mention goes to young actors Doohan and Johnson for making Adam and Kofi both relatable and empathetic. 

Earth at Night in Color (Dec. 4, Apple TV Plus)

An African lion and lioness and part of their family in “Earth at Night in Color.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Apple TV Plus

Nature shows have been a thing for decades — think “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau” or “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom” — especially lately with the plethora of shows with the word “Planet” in the title.

So how do you stand out from the crowd and perhaps avoid viewer nature fatigue? If you’re  Apple TV Plus you use revolutionary new technology that turns night into day.

This six-part series, filmed with low-light cameras 100 times more sensitive than the human eye, provides an unprecedented look at what wild animals get up to at night, including lions, jaguars, bears, wolves, cheetahs, hippos, peregrine falcons, spectral tarsiers, one suburban mountain lion, one really annoyed elephant and more. (Random observation: hyenas seem like the assholes of the animal world.)

The team travels from the Maasai Mara reserve in Kenya, to rainforests in Southeast Asia, tropical wetlands in Brazil, the Boreal forest at the edge of the Arctic Circle and even North American cities before circling back to Maasai Mara. 

(Torontonians should pay special attention to Episode 5, which features just a few of our city’s 100,000 raccoons.)

I find nature shows both heart-warming and heart-breaking. For instance, in Episode 1, we see the bonding among a lion family (when two cubs get lost their mother spends four nights looking for them) but learn there are only about 20,000 lions left in the world.

Enjoy the wonderful cinematography (each episode ends with testimonials from the camera crew) and spare a thought for what we’ll be missing if human encroachment on nature continues unabated.

Apple TV Plus also debuts “Mariah Carey’s Magical Christmas Special” and “Stillwater,” a kids’ show about three siblings and their panda neighbour, on Dec. 4.

Selena: The Series (Dec. 4, Netflix)

Christian Serratos as Selena Quintanilla in “Serena: The Series.” PHOTO CREDIT: Netflix

For millions of Mexicans and Mexican Americans, Selena Quintanilla was — and is — the biggest star ever to come out of Texas. When she was  shot and killed in 1995 by the president of her fan club, the impact of her death was compared to those of John Lennon, Elvis Presley, even John F. Kennedy.

This nine-part series is a faithful, if not particularly deep, recounting of Selena’s life and career, from her family’s discovery of her talent when she was 7 years old, to her earliest days playing English-language cover tunes with her brother, sister and father at the family’s restaurant through her eventual fame as a performer of Tejano music (it glosses over the resistance that Selena reportedly initially faced in the male-dominated genre).

Christian Serratos (Rosita on “The Walking Dead”), who bears a passing physical resemblance to Selena, plays her as sweet, sunny and largely uncomplicated, devoted to her family, her fans and her music. Conflict between Selena, sister Suzette (Noemi Gonzalez), brother A.B. (Gabriel Chavarria), mother Marcella (Seidy Lopez) and father Abraham (Ricardo Chavira) seems largely non-existent and/or easily resolved — at least until the final episode when Abraham angrily fires Selena’s future husband, guitarist Chris Perez (Jesse Posey), after discovering their relationship.

Chavira (“Desperate Housewives,” “Scandal”) makes the most impact onscreen as Abraham, portrayed as the relentless driving force behind Selena’s success.

Overall, the show is more reverential than revelatory — there’s nothing here you can’t find on Selena’s Wikipedia page — which is perhaps down to the fact her sister and brother are executive producers (they’re being sued along with Netflix by the producer of the 1997 Jennifer Lopez film “Selena,” who claims he owns the rights to her life story).

“Selena: The Series” will likely be welcomed by fans but, for a non-fan like me, it doesn’t adequately convey what made her such a massive star.

Odds and Ends

Brandon Ingram and Rehan Mudannayake in “Funny Boy.” PHOTO CREDIT: Vidur Bharatram

“Funny Boy” (Dec. 4, 8 p.m., CBC) is the Deepa Mehta movie version of the 1994 book by Shyam Selvadurai, about a young gay man in Sri Lanka coming to terms with his sexuality amid the tension between Tamils like his family and the majority Sinhalese ethnic group. 

The first two films in Steve McQueen’s acclaimed “Small Axe” anthology series are now on Amazon Prime Video in Canada: “Mangrove” and “Lover’s Rock.” The rest will arrive weekly beginning Dec. 4 with “Red, White and Blue.” I haven’t had a chance to screen them, unfortunately, but from what I’ve read they’re well worth your time.

You can’t stand in the streets of Toronto and watch a live Santa Claus Parade, but you can watch “The Original Santa Claus Parade” (Dec. 5, 7 p.m., CTV  and CTV2), a pandemic-friendly version that was filmed without crowds at Canada’s Wonderland.

Sundance Now has “The Commons” (Dec. 3), starring Joanne Froggatt of “Downton Abbey” as a neuropsychologist desperate to have a child in a near future beset by worsening climate change.

EDITED because I accidentally had Netflix premiering two Apple TV Plus shows.

The talk gets real, the orgasms are fake on ‘The Bachelorette’

Harvard grad Bennett “proposes” to Tayshia Adams on “The Bachelorette.”
PHOTO CREDIT: All photos Craig Sjodin/ABC

Fake orgasms that would do Meg Ryan proud; not one but two men sneaking around to visit Tayshia (and, um, Chris Harrison); a pillow fight and a game of Twister; and even a serious conversation about Black Lives Matter — there was a lot going on in Tuesday’s episode of “The Bachelorette,” like. A. Lot.

At times it was almost as if other reality shows had insinuated themselves into the proceedings. The group date contestants drinking smoothies with disgusting lists of ingredients like chicken feet and cow intestines made me think a bit of “Survivor.” When Ben and Ed both set off to visit Tayshia in her suite, it was like watching two teams head for the Pit Stop at the end of an “Amazing Race” episode, not knowing which would get there first.

And when Ed got lost and ended up in host Chris Harrison’s suite instead it was the best thing ever.

Whether or not Tayshia Adams is further along in her quest to get hitched, we viewers are further along in our journey to fall in love with the show again after the season’s weird and frustrating start.

We ended the night with a classic bit of franchise drama when Noah claimed the other men were questioning Tayshia’s integrity, which got Tayshia so riled up she gave them a dressing down and cancelled the rest of the cocktail party, which then led to even more shade being thrown at Noah. Good times.

It all started off innocently enough. Eight of the 16 men who were left had to write and perform love songs for Tayshia. None of them could sing — or rap, for that matter.

Bennett worked his Harvard degree into his verses, of course; Blake played, and I use that word loosely, an accordion and a mandolin; Demar whipped up a little ditty he called “Mocha Latte”; but it was Ivan who took it home by inviting Tayshia up on the makeshift stage for his sentimental “rap.”

Ivan and Tayshia at last week’s “grown man challenge.” This week, he got to jump on her actual bed.

Ivan won the prize, a night in Tayshia’s suite, and it was the most pandemic-friendly date we’ve seen all season. Tayshia wore sweatpants; they ordered in room service; they played “the floor is lava” and Twister and went barefoot lawn bowling and had a pillow fight.

Things got serious when Ivan and Tayshia started talking about their families. He revealed, tears running down his cheeks, that his younger brother had spent four years in jail and gone through “some really dark times,” including getting beaten up by prison guards.

“Especially with George Floyd and that’s police brutality, and that’s something that really hit home for me,” Ivan said, referring to the Black man killed by a white police officer in Minneapolis in May, whose death kicked off worldwide Black Lives Matter protests.

Tayshia got so emotional thinking about the subject she couldn’t speak.

“I don’t know why it does so much but it’s like, it hurts a lot,” she said when she regained her voice.

They also talked about what it was like to grow up being mixed race, surrounded by people who didn’t look like them, and how inspirational it was to see so many people come together for the Black Lives Matter movement.

“We’re both biracial, have Black dads and have this beautiful love story developing. This is so big,” Ivan said.

It was no wonder that by the end of the date Tayshia described Ivan as really special. “He understands me more than anybody else can.”

It was a rare, refreshing dose of reality, as opposed to reality TV.

But then a new day dawned and a new group date, and it was back to silliness.

Becca Kufrin and Sydney Lotuaco help Tayshia out with her group date.

Six of the men played “Tayshia’s Truth or Dare” overseen by her friends, former “Bachelorette” Becca Kufrin and former “Bachelor” contestant Sydney Lotuaco.

The first part of it was all dares: chugging the aforementioned gross smoothies; interrupting Harrison at his lunch of crab legs and Veuve Clicquot to get him to sign their butt cheeks; eating habanero peppers and “proposing” to Tayshia, but the best — or worst, depending on your point of view — was faking orgasms over a loudspeaker so the rest of the resort could hear.

Think Meg Ryan from “When Harry Met Sally,” but louder and lewder. “I would direct him to the ER if I heard that,” quipped Becca after Kenny’s turn, which included the well known erotic phrase “Back up, back up.”

“Wow, he’s flexible, he’s bendy,” Becca said after Blake threw his leg up on a dais in the throes of fake passion.

Bennett, whom I’ve regarded as mainly comic relief up to this point, got carried away with the faux proposal. “Today was incredibly real in my mind and in my heart,” he said. “It’s the most exhilarating thing I’ve ever been a part of.”

Tayshia and Zac hang out on a previous date; hot tub not included.

Tayshia seemed to get closer to all six men, including Riley and Demar, on the evening or “truth” part of the date, but none more so than Zac, if by getting closer you mean making out in a hot tub. Zac got the date rose.

And then it was time for Ben and Ed’s Excellent Adventure.

You’ll recall that on last week‘s group date, the one that Noah crashed, Ben didn’t get to talk to Tayshia because he waited too long and ran out of time. Still brooding over that — and with Harrison’s advice that “Tayshia likes bold” to guide him — Ben went on a “secret mission” to Tayshia’s room.

And wouldn’t you know that Ed had the same bright idea, so we saw them both skulking through the resort on their way to Tayshia’s suite. It looked like Ed had beat Ben there; he knocked on the door, it opened . . . and there was Harrison in a sweatsuit saying, “It’s 2:30 in the morning. What are you doing?”

What Ed was doing was drinking red wine with Chris while Ben kissed and made up with Tayshia. Harrison eventually sent Ed on his way with directions. There was a knock on Tayshia’s door mid-smooch with Ben. Was it Ed? Nope, just a guy delivering champagne and strawberries. Ed never did find Tayshia’s suite, but he wasn’t too upset about it, describing his chat with Chris as “a great consolation.”

Noah with Tayshia when he still had what Bennett called “that terrible skidmark above his lip.”

By the time rose ceremony day rolled around, Ed was back to doing what he does best: complaining about other guys. This time it was Noah, whom Ed said was “a joke” and not there for the right reasons, blah, blah, blah. Bennett said Noah was too “juvenile” to end up with Tayshia.

That set the stage for Noah to whine to Tayshia about the heat he was getting from the other men over his fence-jumping, group date-crashing, moustache-shaving behaviour. “It’s been implied you gave me the rose just to shake things up,” Noah said, which was basically like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

To Tayshia, it went from the men taunting Noah because they think he’s a jerk — which seems pretty accurate — to the men questioning her integrity. She marched them all into a room and told them, “If you guys think that I’m just trying to start drama in the house for no reason, simply because I have a connection with some people, y’all need to grow up. If you’re gonna be questioning me, like, I’ll gladly walk you outside.” And that was the end of the cocktail party.

Noah fessed up that he was the reason for Tayshia’s bad mood and guess what? That just annoyed the other guys even more. “You ruined Tayshia’s night for your own glory,” Bennett said. More likely, he had some coaching from a helpful producer.

When rose time came, Ben, Eazy, Riley, Brendan, Bennett, Blake, Demar and Spencer all got roses along with Ed, leaving Kenny, Chasen, Jordan and Joe out in the cold.

Why did Tayshia give Ed a rose over nice, non-drama-causing Joe? No offence to her integrity, but I think I just answered my own question.

Next week, the animosity between Bennett and Noah ramps up, and Tayshia is not impressed.

“The Bachelorette” airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Citytv. Feel like chatting about “Bachelorette”? Come visit my Facebook page. You can also follow me on Twitter @realityeo

Watchable the week of Nov. 23, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: The Flight Attendant (Nov. 26, 9 p.m., Crave)

Michiel Huisman and Kaley Cuoco in “The Flight Attendant.” PHOTO CREDIT: Phil Caruso/HBO Max

First things first: Cassie Bowden, the character played by Kaley Cuoco in this drama, is a mess. Her response to any type of stress is to guzzle vodka, or whatever other alcohol is handy, and hook up with random men; and since she wakes up shortly into the first episode with a hangover and a dead body in a Bangkok hotel room she’s under a considerable amount of stress.

So no, Cassie isn’t like Penny, the character Cuoco played on “The Big Bang Theory” for 12 seasons. On the other hand, she’s not unlikeable despite the rampant alcoholism and tendency to let people down.

Cassie’s already unsettled life as a flight attendant is further rattled when Alex (Michiel Huisman of “Game of Thrones”), the rich passenger that Cassie spent a booze-soaked night with, is murdered in the bed they share in an expensive Bangkok hotel. Cassie was so drunk she can’t remember more than flashes of the previous evening and has no idea what happened to Alex. Despite her half-assed efforts to clean up the crime scene and leave without being seen, it isn’t long before she’s on the FBI’s radar as a possible suspect.

Cassie develops her own theories about who might have killed Alex — often through imagined conversations with the dead man — and pursues them in ways that are both reckless and dangerous, which is in keeping with her character.

She has a way of pissing off the people who could help her, including co-workers Megan (Rosie Perez) and Shane (Griffin Matthews); lawyer and best friend Annie (Zosia Mamet) and older brother Davey (T.R. Knight), but that doesn’t mean we’re not rooting for her. 

In fact, as we learn more about Cassie’s troubled past, we want to see her face her demons and get her shit together, as well as clear herself of the crime.

It becomes obvious as the show progresses — I got to see four of the eight episodes — that Alex’s death is tied to some sort of criminal organization and that Cassie is in way over her head, although I suspect she’ll manage to bumble and charm her way out of whatever predicaments arise.

This isn’t gritty, ripped-from-the-headlines crime drama by any means; it’s sometimes funny and even silly, but thanks to Cassie — and Cuoco — it’s a ride I’m willing to take.

Black Narcissus (Nov. 23, 8 p.m., FX)

Gemma Arterton as Sister Clodagh and Alessandro Nivola as Mr. Dean in “Black Narcissus.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Miya Mizuno/FX

If you knew nothing about the novel and Oscar-winning movie that preceded this miniseries, your first thought might be “A group of nuns opening a school in the Himalayas? What’s so interesting about that?”

Truth be told, I haven’t read the Rumer Godden book or seen more than snippets of the 1947 film, but I found this adaptation rather intriguing.

As in the originals, the setting is a remote palace perched on a cliff in the Himalayas that formerly housed a harem and where a young woman took her own life. Whether it’s actually haunted or just imagined so by unstable Sister Ruth (Aisling Franciosi of “The Fall,” who excels at playing troubled young women) is open to interpretation, but it’s creepy enough.

And then there’s all the sexual tension. Sister Clodagh (former Bond girl Gemma Arterton) is determined to be a woman of God, despite her memories of a past liaison, but she is drawn to Mr. Dean (Alessandro Nivola), the Englishman who helps keep the school running, and he to her. Ruth, meanwhile, becomes obsessed with him and, as you can imagine, that’s unlikely to end well.

Ethnically appropriate actors play the roles of the locals, including caretaker Angu (Nila Aalia), student Kanchi (Dipika Kunwar) and the Young General (Chaneil Kular), the nephew of the nuns’ benefactor, the Old General (Kulvinder Ghir). (In the movie, white actors were made up to play Kanchi and the Old General.)

The series — filmed partly in Nepal — is atmospheric and beautifully shot and it’s only three episodes, which is like half an hour in pandemic viewing time.

Plus, it was the last TV role for Diana Rigg, who plays the nuns’ mother superior back in Darjeeling.

Saved By the Bell (Nov. 26, 8 p.m., W Network, Global)

Mario Lopez is one of the returning cast members in the “Saved By the Bell” reboot.
PHOTO CREDIT: NBC/ Corus Entertainment

I’m in the wrong demographic to have watched the original “Saved By the Bell,” the cult high school comedy that aired between 1989 and 1992, so I really can’t tell you if this reboot does the first show justice. It melds old and new by bringing back stars of the original while populating Bayside High School with new students.

The conceit is that Governor Zack (OG star Mark-Paul Gosselaar) has savaged California’s education budget, which means closing underprivileged schools and busing some of those kids to wealthy Bayside.

Zack is still married to Kelly (Tiffani Thiessen) while A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) is now Bayside’s gym teacher and Jessie Spano (Elizabeth Berkley) is the guidance counsellor. Reliably funny actor John Michael Higgins (“Best in Show”) joins the cast as principal.

Zack and Jessie both have kids at the school: popular, clueless Mac (Mitchell Hoog) and underachieving athlete Jamie (Belmont Cameli), whose equally privileged pal Lexi is transgender (trans actor Josie Totah).

There’s no meanness between the rich kids and the newbies despite the socio-economic chasm that separates them (smart and ambitious Daisy, for instance, played by Haskiri Velazquez, can’t take advantage of the school apps because she’s still using an old-school brick of a cellphone). It doesn’t take long (I saw just one episode) for the imports to make their mark: Daisy in student government, Aisha (Alycia Pascual-Pena) on the football field and Devante (Dexter Darden) in tryouts for the school musical.

I found the humour goofy and mildly amusing. Whether the reboot succeeds will, I imagine, depend on whether it entertains the original series’ fans.

Black Beauty (Nov. 27, Disney Plus)

Mackenzie Foy as Jo and her equine companion in “Black Beauty.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Graham Bartholomew/Disney

Disney has been expertly manipulating emotions with anthropomorphic animals at least as far back as “Dumbo” in 1941 and “Bambi” in 1942, a tradition upheld by this live-action “Black Beauty” remake.

Like the original 1877 Anna Sewell novel, the film tells the story from the horse’s point of view.

Beauty is now a wild mustang rounded up in present-day America and taken in by a horse sanctuary, where she remains proudly and stubbornly untameable despite the kindness of manager John Manly (Iain Glen of “Game of Thrones”). That is, until John’s orphaned niece Jo arrives (Mackenzie Foy, switching the gender from the 1971 and 1994 film versions) and bonds with the horse.

If you know the book or movie versions you know that the horse’s pleasant existence is upended and it trods a perilous path back to comfort and ease. So it is with this Beauty, a female given voice by Kate Winslet.

After Beauty spends a summer under Jo’s watchful eye leased out to a cartoonishly horrible rich woman (Claire Forlani) and her spoiled daughter (Fern Deacon), the sanctuary is closed and Beauty is sold. She passes from one owner to the next, some kind, some cruel, while Jo vows never to stop looking for her. 

This is a Disney movie, so luckily the horse isn’t subjected to any really dire physical abuse. As for the emotional toll, well, keep a tissue or a hankie handy. Is there a happy ending for Jo and Black Beauty? Do you even have to ask?

Documentary Corner

Shawn Mendes in his Toronto condo with girlfriend Camila Cabello. PHOTO CREDIT: Netflix

The doc that’s bound to grab the most attention this week is “Shawn Mendes: In Wonder” (Nov. 23, Netflix), which is timed to the release of his album “Wonder” on Dec. 4. The 22-year-old Pickering-born superstar comes across as relatively humble and grounded despite his massive fame as the doc, directed by Grant Singer, follows him to dates on last year’s 105-show tour — including his triumphal Toronto show — and into the recording studio. On the human side, we see Mendes hanging out with family, childhood friends and girlfriend Camila Cabello. 

CBC has the timely “The COVID Cruise” (Nov. 27, 9 p.m., “The Nature of Things” and CBC Gem) about how COVID-19 tore through the Diamond Princess cruise ship at the start of the pandemic, directed by Mike Downie (yes, Gord’s brother) and written by David Wells. The dry, air-conditioned atmosphere aboard ship was perfect for the virus and although non-symptomatic passengers were quarantined in their cabins it didn’t stop the spread. All passengers were eventually evacuated after 705 infections and 14 deaths. Yet more than 100 cruise ships embarked after the Diamond Princess outbreak, leading to predictable infections and deaths.

TVO has “Running Wild: The Cats of Cornwall” (Nov. 24, 9 p.m.) by Aaron Hancox. It turns out the Ontario city is the stray cat capital of Canada, which is bad for the cats, not to mention the bird and small animal populations. The doc follows the two local women behind Cattrap, which traps, spays and neuters feral cats, and the Tiny But Mighty Kitten Rescue, as well as other concerned citizens who feed the cats. It’s stressful, never-ending work, which gets a boost when the city council eventually passes a cat control bylaw.

Finally, PBS has “Saving Notre Dame” (Nov. 25, 9 p.m. on “Nova”), which I didn’t get to prescreen but which is about the restoration of Paris’s famed Notre Dame Cathedral after last April’s devastating fire.

Odds and Ends

Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy in “Superintelligence.” PHOTO CREDIT: HBO Max/Bell Media

Crave has the HBO Max movie comedy “Superintelligence” (Nov. 26), starring Melissa McCarthy as an ordinary woman whose TV, phone and microwave start talking back to her, and whose life is taken over by the world’s first superintelligence (James Corden). Bobby Cannavale (“Homecoming,” “Boardwalk Empire”) also stars.

CBC Gem has “Noughts and Crosses” (Nov. 27), a young adult love story starring Masali Baduza and Jack Rowan (“Peaky Blinders”) set in an alternate reality in which Africa has colonized Europe.

Global TV has the “SNL Thanksgiving Special” (Nov. 27, 8 p.m.), featuring a selection of Thanksgiving-themed sketches from the comedy show’s 46 seasons.

BritBox has both seasons of the 1960s sketch comedy “Do Not Adjust Your Set,” starring Monty Pythoners Eric Idle, Michael Palin and Terry Jones, and more.

Two men plus one stupid beef equals Bachelorette drama

Ed, Joe, Eazy, Brendan and Tayshia on a “Bachelorette” wrestling date. ALL PHOTOS: Craig Sjodin/ABC

Among the things we learned on Tuesday’s episode of “The Bachelorette”: numeracy and literacy standards appear to be slipping among the contestants.

At this point, somebody should be demanding contestant Bennett’s Harvard transcripts because, for all the boasting he continues to do about attending that prestigious university, he got both the math questions wrong during a group date challenge — and I’m not talking tough stuff like calculus or differential equations, just basic addition and subtraction. Oh, and he can’t spell “limousine.”

And then we have Chasen and his limited vocabulary: the two words he used over and over again were “smokeshow” (which can also be spelled as two words) and “Wolverine”: as in “Tayshia is a smokeshow” and “I’m bringing out my inner Wolverine.”

A more accurate word for what was going on with Chasen would be “shitshow” as in “This constant bickering between Chasen and Ed is a shitshow.”

If you were worried that this quarantine season of “The Bachelorette” — already turned upside down by Clare Crawley’s brief reign before Tayshia Adams took over — wouldn’t get back to normal, relax. It doesn’t get more normal than a couple of guys arguing about which of them is there for the right reasons and both of them getting roses and both of them going on a group date that involves intense physical competition in the hope there will be violence.

Oh sure, Tayshia is looking for a “grown ass man,” but the series continues to revel in toxic masculinity.

The episode’s first group date was literally called the “grown man challenge” and it was presided over by married “Bachelor in Paradise” couple Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon. (Was there a whole shadow cast of “Bachelor” favourites quarantining at La Quinta? Or did they just give them COVID tests and parachute them in? What’s a swab up the nose when you’ve got reality TV fame to maintain?)

Besides the math and spelling questions, the men had to pair off in tugs-of-war and make Tayshia breakfast in bed. Tayshia was alone in bed until Bennett, wearing a bathrobe (what? no cosmetic mask?), crawled in with her and hand-fed her doughnuts, so he won the “grown ass man award,” despite his atrocious spelling and math, and the fact he bowed out of the tug-of-war because of an “old football knee injury.”

Bennett might not be able to add, but his “bougie” ways won over Tayshia on a group date.

Ed was named the “man child” and had to carry around a baby doll, which he named Carlos.

Initially, it looked like the beefing was going to be between Chasen and Bennett. Chasen said Bennett was “classless” for laying a smooch on Tayshia in front of the other men after he won the challenge. And when Bennett tried to talk to Tayshia first during the group date cocktail party, Chasen cut in. But then Ed started blabbing to Bennett about how he didn’t think Chasen was that into Tayshia; Bennett repeated it to Chasen and we were off to the races.

I won’t bore you with the whole he said, he said. Apparently Chasen used the same adjectives to describe both Clare and Tayshia and, golly, if that’s not evidence of fakeness I don’t know what is.

Chasen’s response, besides insulting Ed’s “chicken legs,” was to threaten to bring out his inner Wolverine (as in the Marvel character with the really big claws) and to get in Ed’s face because didn’t he know that when Tayshia showed up Chasen “pivoted”?

Besides, Chasen came up with a new word for Tayshia after he was challenged by Ed: “smokeshow,” which, as Bennett pointed out, is a noun, not an adjective.

If I was Tayshia I would have sent both Ed and Chasen home — I mean, Chasen’s 31 and says he’s never been in love; I’d be red-flagging the hell out of that — but that is not the “Bachelorette” way, so they got the final two of the 13 roses she handed out at the rose ceremony. (Counting the roses given to Brendan and Spencer last week and the one to Ivan on the group date, that leaves her with 16 men.)

A new day at La Quinta meant a new chance to stoke the antagonism between Chasen and Ed, so they both got sent on a group date (along with Eazy, Brendan, Joe, Jordan, Spencer and Ben) that involved wrestling.

There were a couple of minor boo-boos — a scraped knee for Jordan, a cut foot for Ben — but the main event was going to be Chasen and Ed kicking each other’s asses until . . . Ed bowed out because of chronically dislocated shoulders? Funny he didn’t mention that when everyone was training with WWE hall of famer Amy Dumas and UFC champ Tatiana Suarez.

Noah, and his moustache, answers the call and wrestles with Chasen.

So host Chris Harrison, who was MCing the so-called “Bachelorette Wrestlemania” with “Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” alum Wells Adams, asked if anybody else wanted to fight Chasen. And Noah, who was there as a spectator with all the other guys who weren’t on the date, jumped over a fence into the ring and took Chasen on in his jeans. I guess we’re supposed to believe that was all Noah’s idea. I am highly skeptical.

Anyway, Noah lost the match but won an invitation to the cocktail party from Tayshia, which pissed off the eight guys who were officially on the group date. Not just that, Noah scored the first alone time with Tayshia and then he double dipped! And because Tayshia approved of Noah’s fence-jumping, and also because he allowed her to shave off his cheesy moustache (good riddance) and she really, really liked kissing his newly smooth face, Tayshia gave Noah the date rose.

It was especially irksome for Ben, who plotted to be the last one to speak to Tayshia before she gave away the rose but ran out of time.

Noah lost some ugly facial hair, but he gained a a nice big target on his back.

Next week, look for Tayshia to get smoochy with Bennett, Ben, Ivan and Zac, and for tension to brew between Bennett, Noah and — surprise, surprise — Ed. And then Tayshia lays down the law: “If you guys are trying to start drama in the house for no reason I’ll gladly walk you outside.”

I think that’s what you call a grown ass woman.

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Watchable the week of Nov. 16, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: The Real Right Stuff (Nov. 20, Disney Plus)

The “Mercury Seven,” from left, Gordon Cooper, Wally Schirra, Alan Shepard, Gus Grissom, John Glenn, Deke Slayton, Scott Carpenter, in 1963 at the Johnson Space Center. PHOTO CREDIT: NASA

There’s a buoyant sense of nostalgia to this documentary that I find appealing. Like its companion Disney Plus drama series, “The Right Stuff,” the film gives a snapshot of a time when all of America — if not the world — was caught up in the space race and the wonder of sending human beings into the blackness far above the Earth.

This sunny, hopeful view is selective memory, of course; the civil rights movement against deeply entrenched anti-Black racism was in full swing when the original astronauts, the “Mercury Seven,” were chosen in 1959; America was already embroiled in the Vietnam War and the space program itself was a product of Cold War paranoia, as the U.S. vied for supremacy against the Soviet Union (something that’s explored more thoroughly in the drama).

Nonetheless, there’s something infectious about the newsreel footage of people packed onto the beaches of Cape Canaveral watching Mercury rocket launches; or shoehorned into Grand Central Station hanging on every word as Walter Cronkite broadcasts live.

Between May 5, 1961, when Alan Shepard became the first American in space, and May 15 to 16, 1963, when Gordon Cooper became the last American astronaut to fly a solo mission, there were six manned Mercury flights (seven if you include the one when they sent up a chimp named Ham). The doc makes effective use of still photos, interview footage, and audio and video of the missions themselves.

The footage of the astronauts inside their relatively tiny capsules is particularly interesting, ramping up the suspense even though we know they all survived. Still, there were some tense moments, including the three minutes during John Glenn’s re-entry (probably the best known of the Mercury Seven and the first American to go into orbit) when the ground crew, worried that his heat shield might fail, was unable to communicate with him; and the 55 minutes when nobody knew whether Scott Carpenter — who’d lost precious fuel taking photos of space “fireflies” and overshot his landing site — was alive or dead.

The United States doesn’t really have a space program anymore and, even if it did, it would be hard to imagine people dropping everything to watch a rocket launch or bringing central Manhattan to a standstill for a parade for a single astronaut, as happened for John Glenn. Nonetheless, it’s entertaining to look back.

Disney Plus also has “The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special” launching Nov. 17.

Big Sky (Nov. 17, 10 p.m., CTV, ABC)

Katheryn Winnick and Kylie Bunbury in “Big Sky.” PHOTO CREDIT: Sergei Bachlakov/ABC

I’m not a fan of American network crime drama. I find it too glib compared to, say, British or Scandinavian offerings, and the people are too damn pretty. “Big Sky” does nothing to disabuse me of these prejudices.

Granted, I’ve only seen two episodes, but I didn’t find this thriller all that thrilling.

It was created by TV whisperer David E. Kelley — who has won 11 Emmys for hits like “L.A. Law,” “Picket Fences,” “The Practice” and one of my favourites, “Ally McBeal” — so “Big Sky” certainly aspires to be prestige TV.

Maybe if it was made for cable instead of linear broadcast, like Kelley’s “Big Little Lies” was, it would dig deeper into its darkness. I haven’t read the books it’s based on, including “The Highway” by C.J. Box, but they sound more gritty than the series was allowed to be.

The basic premise is that two teenage girls have gone missing on a road trip to Montana. Private detectives Cody Hoyt (Ryan Phillippe) and Cassie Dewell (Kylie Bunbury) are looking for them, along with Cody’s estranged wife, Jenny (Canadian Katheryn Winnick of “Vikings”).

The episodes I saw veered in tone between crime drama, soap opera and “you go girl” female buddy dramedy.

Sometimes the variances take place in a single scene. The teens, for instance, go between shrinking in terror from their kidnapper and sass-talking him. One minute brainy sibling Grace (Jade Pettyjohn) is explaining to not-so-brainy sister Danielle (Natalie Alyn Lind) and fellow victim Jerrie (nonbinary actor Jesse James Keitel) how they should get their captor to bond with them so he won’t kill them; the next she’s antagonizing him by calling him an asshole.

We also get dialogue like this clunker from Danielle: “This is my biggest nightmare, I’m gonna be on ‘Dateline.’”

The tonal shifts mean that the stakes don’t feel that high — aside from one shocking act of violence in the first episode — nor are the characters particularly likeable, even the good guys. It’s too bad because there are some decent actors in the cast, including Winnick, John Carroll Lynch (“American Horror Story”) and Brian Geraghty (“Boardwalk Empire,” “Chicago P.D.”).

One last quibble: characters mention the pandemic (in fact, the series shot in Vancouver during the pandemic), but no one is physical distancing or wearing masks or doing anything else remotely pandemic-like so why even bring it up?

Death and Sickness; Kenny and Spenny Paldemic (Nov. 20, CBC Gem)

Dylan Gamble and Sook-Yin Lee shoot “Death and Sickness.” PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of CBC

If your taste in pandemic-related entertainment runs to quirky and unconventional, CBC Gem has you covered.

“Death and Sickness” is a movie that filmmaker, actor, musician, artist and TV and radio personality Sook-Yin Lee and musician Dylan Gamble made, apparently while quarantining in real life in Sook-Yin’s Toronto home. It starts off as a record of two people with their own idiosyncrasies riding out the pandemic together but turns into a reflection on loss and grief, specifically Sook-Yin’s over the real-life suicide of her long-time partner Adam Litovitz and the death of her sister Dede. It’s a very non-linear film, full of non-sequiturs and sometimes just downright weird. Personally, I liked the Renaissance-style puppet show.

“Kenny and Spenny Paldemic” is both a catch-up and a return to form for the duo behind the popular “Kenny vs. Spenny” TV show in which Spencer Rice (mainly) suffered humiliation at the hands of his frenemy Kenny Hotz. The conceit here is that Kenny, financially and professionally successful, has roped loser Spenny — clad in a fask mask and plastic shield, wielding a plunger with a six-foot handle — into making a COVID-19 special. Kenny offers to shoot a pilot for broke Spenny, which degenerates into Spenny doing some of the same embarrassing stuff he did on the original show. The pair also venture into the streets of Toronto; Kenny to interview people about the pandemic; Spenny to sing. My favourite bit is Spenny playing in front of somebody’s front door, the door opening and the occupant closing it again after listening to all of four seconds of Spenny’s oeuvre.

Belushi (Nov. 22, 9 p.m., Crave)

Late actor and comedian John Belushi. PHOTO CREDIT: Judy Belushi Pisano/Courtesy of Showtime.

When I watched this Showtime documentary I was startled to realize that it’s been 38 years since John Belushi died of a drug overdose, which is longer than he lived; that he died at 33 is the second thing that startled me since I had forgotten.

Although it’s impossible to think of Belushi without thinking about how he died, this doc by R.J. Cutler, Emmy-winning director of “American High,” doesn’t dwell on the sad end but gives a fairly thorough accounting of the life that came before.

It’s based on interviews that author Tanner Colby conducted after Belushi’s death and he appears to have had incredible access. We hear not only from the two people who were closest to Belushi, wife Judy Jacklin Belushi (now Pisano) and his “Blues Brother” Dan Aykroyd, but family members, childhood friends, and comedy and movie colleagues, including “Saturday Night Live” boss Lorne Michaels.

The picture that emerges is of a brilliant comedian and a kind and loyal friend but also someone for whom normal boundaries didn’t apply. It covers not only the things that everyone remembers him for — “SNL,” “Animal House,” “The Blues Brothers,” “1941” — but his groundbreaking work with the Second City in Chicago and “The National Lampoon Radio Hour.”

Tony Hendra, a Brit who directed Belushi in the 1973 National Lampoon stage show “Lemmings,” says Belushi’s approach to comedy reminded him of the raw energy of the United States, but also the “enormous void at the centre of America, a void that has to do with promise and disappointment and impossible expectations . . . When you finally get where you’re going, what then?”

For Belushi, the final answer was a mix of heroin and cocaine in a bungalow at the Chateau Marmont, but the work and, for those who loved him, the memories live on.

Odds and Ends

Amir Wilson as Will and Dafne Keen as Lyra in “His Dark Materials.” PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of HBO

Your enjoyment of the second season of “His Dark Materials” (Nov. 16, 9 p.m., HBO) will likely depend on how invested you are in the source material from the Philip Pullman novels. I only had time to screen the first of the new episodes and found, as with the first season, that it can be plodding at times and so very, very earnest. Nonetheless you can enjoy the work of fine actors like Dafne Keen (Lyra), Ruth Wilson (Mrs. Coulter) and Lin-Manuel Miranda (Lee Scoresby) as well as newer additions like Andrew Scott of “Fleabag” fame (Colonel John Parry) and Amir Wilson (Will Parry). I’ll watch at least long enough to catch Scott in action, who’s been on my radar for more than “Hot Priest.”

If you’re in a documentary mood, HBO has “Crazy, Not Insane” (Nov. 18, 9 p.m.), which examines the work of psychiatrist Dorothy Otnow Lewis with serial killers and other murderers. Lewis has been ridiculed for her theories about why people kill, particularly her work around dissociative identity (i.e. multiple personality) disorder, but she makes a cogent argument that murderers are made, not born — particularly those who have a combination of a history of childhood abuse and brain dysfunction. And she believes the United States has regressed to a form of Middle Ages justice by executing people who are demonstrably, if not legally, mentally ill.

I’m sorry I didn’t get a screener for this one, but — cuteness alert — Amazon Prime Video has “The Pack” (Nov. 20), in which 12 pairs of dogs and humans embark on challenges across multiple continents.

There are a number of American shows returning to Canadian channels this week, including “Bull” (Nov. 16, 10 p.m., Global TV), “NCIS,” “FBI” and “FBI: Most Wanted” (Nov. 17 from 8 p.m., all Global); and “For Life” to CTV (Nov. 18, 10 p.m.). And yes, “Jersey Shore: Family Vacation” is back for another season on MTV (Nov. 19, 8 p.m.).

The Sundance streaming service has the U.K. drama “Cold Call” about a single mom in Manchester (Sally Lindsay, “Coronation Street”) getting caught up in a cold call scam, which apparently went over like gangbusters in Blighty in 2019.

Noah Reid of ‘Schitt’s Creek’ has a message for other men: you can be both vulnerable and masculine

“Schitt’s Creek” star Noah Reid shows off his “Movember” facial hair.
PHOTO CREDIT: Movember Canada

The day that I chat with Noah Reid, a.k.a. Patrick from “Schitt’s Creek,” it’s Remembrance Day, so we’re both thinking about war and how devastating it must have been to live through a world war as compared to our current problems.

But as Noah says, “No matter what you’re going through, you can almost be certain that somebody has gone through the same thing or worse, but that doesn’t mean that whatever you’re going through is not difficult in its own way.”

And that is the point of the conversation: that whatever struggles people are having, particularly men with mental health, they deserve to be brought into the open and talked about — which is why Noah is sporting un-Patrick-like facial hair for Movember, the charity that raises funds for men’s health, in part through asking guys to grow moustaches in November.

Noah, a 33-year-old Torontonian, plugs into the topic of mental health in a couple of ways: his wife Clare is a psychiatric nurse and researcher who’s doing a master’s degree so “conversations around mental health have been a big part of my life in the last several years.”

He’s aware not only of the gaps in the health-care system when it comes to mental health treatment but the statistics that show men have a far higher rate of suicide than women.

There is, he says, “this sort of ingrained masculinity mask that men feel like they need to wear and not talk about, not share (feelings), bottle it up and keep a strong face.”

“As an artist, as an actor and a musician, I feel like a lot of my work and my job has to do with exploring the notion of vulnerability and what people share and what they don’t,” he says.

It should come as no surprise that mental health issues like anxiety and depression have been exacerbated by the COVID-19 pandemic.

One of Noah’s messages is to encourage people to check in on others in these strange times. “Now that we’re not occupying spaces in the same way, you might not have the same signals that somebody is struggling or having a tough time,” he says. “It’s on all of us to look around in our communities and our social worlds, and make sure that nobody’s feeling left behind and feeling isolated. It’s an easy thing to do nowadays, to just be sort of inwardly focused.”

When the lockdown first hit, Noah was in Chicago, eight shows into a 25-date concert tour, his first one. “We were on the way to Boston to play a show and the word came down that Tom Hanks and the NBA were basically COVID-positive and that sort of changed the game. I think March was a difficult time for a lot of people figuring out what this was going to mean and everybody had to adjust,” he says.

He’s disappointed to see places like Toronto’s Mod Club close because of the pandemic and can’t wait to get back into a venue for a concert or a play or even a movie, but “I’ve been grateful I’ve had a couple of real lovely moments of celebration this year, releasing my second album (“Gemini,” in May) and certainly the Emmys were another highlight.”

You can say that again, considering “Schitt’s Creek” won every comedy award going at the Primetime Emmy Awards (you can read my column about that here), becoming the first comedy or drama in Emmys history to sweep its category.

Another TV writer described “Schitt’s Creek” as perfect pandemic viewing and Noah understands that. “We’re living in a world that seemed to be sort of backsliding into the darkness in many ways and the timing of ‘Schitt’s Creek,’ I think for our audience, could not have been better,” he says. “And certainly, as the show finished up and came out during the early stages of the pandemic, I think people relied on the show to get them through with some light, some laughter and some love.”

The show has been a particular beacon for the LGBTQ community for the matter-of-fact way in which it dealt with the love story of Patrick and David, played by series co-creator Daniel Levy.

Noah Reid as Patrick and Daniel Levy as David in “Schitt’s Creek.” PHOTO CREDIT: CBC

“We would hear from fans all the time about the experience of coming out being approached with a little bit more ease, a little bit more courage. Just knowing that people were sharing this show with their families who might not have the same beliefs, but that was a way that people could get into conversations. And I think that’s incredibly meaningful when a cultural output can impact people in their day-to-day lives,” Noah says. “Those opportunities don’t come around all that often, so I’m incredibly proud to have been a part of such a show.”

(And for the record, Noah has done a bunch of TV stuff that isn’t “Schitt’s Creek,” starting when he was just a youngster, and he’s also an accomplished stage actor. But he laughs when I suggest that he’s now famous.)

Noah’s own way to process life’s difficult moments is through music. He’s been writing songs ever since he was a student at the National Theatre School of Canada; first as a way to explore the characters he was playing, then as a way of “exploring my own character . . . for me it’s been a pretty major way to process my goings-on.”

I ask him, somewhat tongue in cheek, if he’s an actor who plays music or a musician who acts.

“For a long time I thought of myself as an actor playing music as a sort of hobby. Recently that’s changed as I’ve found the experience of writing and playing and recording music so rewarding.”

He likes being able to do both, he says, but when you act “you’re working on somebody else’s creation . . . music has become something for me that is fully mine and I get to decide what that is, and it’s largely based on my own experience, and my own reflections of where I’m at in my life and what I’m seeing happen around me.”

“On my last record I have songs about being away from home for a long period of time and dealing with that, being away from loved ones, not loving the city that I’m in (he’s talking about Los Angeles there), not being able to sleep, dealing with doubt and isolation, and also experiencing love and togetherness and community and the joys of life. It’s definitely always been a major way that I can process what’s going on around me and . . . even when I wasn’t sharing these songs I would just sort of write things to put them somewhere, to say them out loud, to have some container for that idea or that feeling.”

And that brings us back to where we started: the idea that feelings need to be expressed, that it’s OK to be vulnerable.

Noah went to the Etobicoke School of the Arts, which was relatively “free of the kind of traditional trappings of masculinity in high schools.” Even so, “I still had a lot of work to do to figure out that being vulnerable at all was acceptable. And that’s a lifelong journey, figuring out what kind of a man I wanted to be; I’m still involved in that,” he says.

“It takes a lot of reflection . . . to recognize that vulnerability is a major part of masculinity. If you can’t be open, especially in your closest relationships, if you can’t feel like you’re able to share your experiences and the things that are happening in your head and in your heart, then other people won’t share their experience with you and the more that we share our experiences the more connected we feel.

“Once that door opens up, then you start to realize that there’s a little bit more common ground there than you might have thought.”

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Bachelorette Tayshia gets some W’s. Spencer isn’t one of them

Tayshia Adams has her first group date on “The Bachelorette.” ALL PHOTOS: Craig Sjodin/ABC

Clare who?

Tayshia Adams began her reign Tuesday as the ABC franchise’s 17th Bachelorette — or should that be 16A? — and she was off to a generally stellar beginning.

If I can borrow a phrase from the man who has rocketed to the top of my villain list, Tayshia scored some “W’s.”

Except for one fellow — more on him later — the men left behind when Clare Crawley abruptly departed with new fiance Dale Moss were eager to switch their romantic aspirations to Tayshia and why wouldn’t they be? She came in like a ray of sunshine, announcing, “I’m Tayshia and I’m here for all of you.”

And damned if she didn’t back up those words with actions. When four new guys (who were reportedly alternates from Clare’s original group) were parachuted in — a nasty little trick by the producers to stir up crap with the 16 Clare castoffs — Tayshia cancelled the rose ceremony rather than make the original dudes feel worse by sending some of them home right away.

She seemed genuinely keen to learn as much as she could about as many of the men as she could. She even got me to look twice at a couple of guys who had flown completely under my radar, Zac and Brendan. And instead of making the losers in a group date competition forfeit any additional time with her, as usually happens, she let them return for the after-party.

So yes, Tayshia seems like an all-around class act, except . . . can we talk about the first impression rose recipient?

Tayshia Adams hands over the first impression rose to Spencer Robertson. Ugh.

She gave it to one of the new guys, Spencer, a 30-year-old water treatment engineer from San Diego.

My first impression? He’s a tool, a pretty tool perhaps (Tayshia described him as “hot, hot, hot, hot”), but a tool nonetheless.

After meeting Tayshia, Spencer greeted the 16 OGs, already rattled that a limo with who knows how many extra men had just pulled up, by asking, “So which one of you guys scared away Clare?” Ballsy maybe, also kind of a dick move.

Another red flag? His aggression during the group date splash ball game. It wasn’t Luke Parker body-slamming Luke Stone level physicality, but it exposed a certain preoccupation with winning — and cost him a bloody lip when Riley elbowed Spencer to get him off his back, connecting with Spencer’s mouth.

Spencer seemed nonplussed about the injury, although he managed to milk it for attention from Tayshia. After his team won the game, he said he was looking forward to more victories, particularly the group date rose, “the ultimate W.”

“I have a good reading on Tayshia, I’m feeling pretty confident in myself and I’ve got this in the bag,” Spencer declared, this after telling the other men that Tayshia was “the primary objective.”

Maybe it’s just Spencer getting the villain edit, but his comments were real clangers compared to the words of, say, Eazy, who talked about Tayshia making him feel smiley and giddy.

And no, Spencer didn’t get the “W.” The date rose went to Eazy, thank goodness.

In between the group date and Tayshia’s one-on-one with Brendan, there was a man overboard.

Jason confessed that he still had feelings for Clare and had to leave. And before you scoff, just remember that Dale ended up engaged to Clare after just two weeks, so who are we to say that Jason’s therapy one-on-one wasn’t a game-changer for him?

Tayshia was a bit less gracious about Jason’s departure than I would have expected, telling him she was sad that he was making one of her fears come true: that some of the guys would still be hung up on Clare. Given the rave reviews Tayshia had been getting up to that point it seemed like a pretty groundless fear — or perhaps just a little made-for-TV drama.

Brendan Morais, a potential front-runner after Tuesday, with Tayshia.

Tayshia’s spirits were restored by her one-on-one with Brendan, who told her she was more his type than Clare “in every single way.”

The limitations of being confined to La Quinta Resort for dates were comically exemplified by host Chris Harrison using a scooter to constantly intercept Tayshia and Brendan as they rode horses around the grounds, offering them margaritas, ice cream and coconut water. All Brendan wanted to do was kiss Tayshia, so he wasn’t digging the interruptions. He finally got his chance when he and Tayshia ditched the horses for a dip in the pool. Luckily, Harrison didn’t pop up like a Loch Ness TV host or something.

At dinner, Brendan and Tayshia bonded over the fact they had both married young and then divorced. Brendan explained that he’d fallen out of love with his high school sweetheart, particularly after learning she didn’t want children. Tayshia, whose college sweetheart spouse had cheated on her, was down with having kids; in fact, she said she wants five (!).

“I think I could marry him,” said Tayshia of Brendan. They ended the date with some very smoochy fireworks viewing.

That’s as far as we got in Tayshia’s “journey” since a chunk of the episode was eaten up by a Clare and Dale “tell-all.”

Clare Crawley and Dale Moss returned to La Quinta to talk to Chris Harrison.

What did they tell? Nothing particularly new or startling. They were still in love, still engaged. Clare cried — I know, shocker — talking about her late father and how he would be “so over the moon for me.” Asked by Harrison what’s next, Clare yelled, “Babies!” while Dale said they’d get married first, although I wouldn’t try to get between a 39-year-old woman and her biological clock if I was him.

The main point of the exercise seemed to be a chance for Harrison to confront the pair about whether they had communicated before they met on the show — because apparently it’s difficult for people to grasp the whole love at first sight thing.

Clare repeated what she’d already said: that she followed Dale on social media (along with some of the other men) and liked what she saw, but they never spoke, texted or otherwise made any contact, “on my dad’s grave.” Dale said the same. So yeah, I think that’s a no.

“I just wish people could be happy for me,” said Clare.

“Whether it took one day or 10 days, or two weeks or two years, this man makes me happy.”

Works for me.

Next week, it looks like the toxic masculinity is getting dialled up. There’s a wrestling date, there are medics called, new guy Noah does something that pisses everybody off, and Chasen and Ed get surly with each other. Oh and Wells Adams makes a guest appearance, but I’m not calling him toxic.

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Watchable the week of Nov. 9, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: The Crown (Nov. 15, Netflix)

Emma Corrin as Diana, Princess of Wales in “The Crown.” PHOTO CREDIT: Des Willie/Netflix

The fourth season of this classy drama is my favourite since it first knocked my socks off in 2016. It has given me that “I must watch the next episode right now” feeling I didn’t necessarily get from the second and third seasons, although they were still excellent.

For one thing, there’s a wealth of historical events in this instalment (the season begins in 1979, which truly is history no matter how current it might still feel to those of us who lived through it).

There’s the assassination of Lord Mountbatten (Charles Dance), the Falklands War, the Buckingham Palace break-in during which intruder Michael Fagan (sympathetically played by Tom Brooke, of “Preacher” and “Sherlock”) chatted with the Queen in her bedroom, but the season really belongs to two women and how they shaped events.

First, the always wonderful Gillian Anderson plays Margaret Thatcher and shows us the woman behind the politician, who translated her adoration for her up-by-his-bootstraps father into a tough love prescription for Great Britain and austerity policies that still resonate today.

Of course, no one really knows what Queen Elizabeth II (Olivia Colman) thought of Thatcher, but the series depicts the monarch as so disquieted by the unemployment and unrest stirred up by Thatcher’s policies and, particularly, her disdain for the Commonwealth and refusal to support sanctions against Apartheid-era South Africa that she gives her tacit consent to a Sunday Times article saying she finds Thatcher “uncaring, confrontational and socially divisive.”

The article is real; the rest is likely just Peter Morgan exercising his creative licence.

But the woman who, in the show as in life, really draws our attention and our sympathy is Diana, Princess of Wales, played by Emma Corrin (“Pennyworth”), who nails the late princess’s “Shy Di” mannerisms.

The portrayal will do nothing to diminish the cult of “Princess Diana” or make people feel warmer toward Prince Charles (played by Josh O’Connor). The show’s take is of a young woman who really thought she had found her Prince Charming only to run headlong into his devotion to Camilla Parker Bowles (Emerald Fennell).

The series shows Diana’s own dalliances and her battle with bulimia (with appropriate trigger warnings for viewers), but she is more victim than perpetrator, whereas Charles comes off as selfish and insensitive as he singlemindedly pursues his fantasy of a life with married mother of two Camilla no matter the cost; as well as petty as he becomes increasingly jealous of Diana’s growing popularity.

Nor does the Queen present as particularly sympathetic to the struggling Diana, offering stiff upper lip “keep calm and carry on” advice instead of kindness and understanding. Even Princess Margaret (Helena Bonham Carter), who we see weathering her own loneliness and depression, does nothing to help a fellow sufferer.

“The Crown” has always been a family drama underneath the pomp and circumstance. This season, it’s a particularly sad one but no less absorbing for the pain it portrays.

Dash & Lily (Nov. 10, Netflix)

Midori Francis as Lily in “Dash & Lily.” PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of Netflix

I’m usually a bit of a grinch when it comes to young adult-oriented entertainment, but “Dash & Lily” managed to worm their way under my skin. Perhaps it’s because the tweeness of the holiday-themed romance series is balanced by dollops of cynicism.

You see, Dash (Austin Abrams, “Euphoria,” “This Is Us”) hates Christmas; he calls it the “most detestable time of the year.” Lily (Midori Francis, “Good Boys”) loves Christmas — or at least she did until she learned her parents and grandfather were going out of town and her brother (Troy Iwata) was preoccupied with his new boyfriend.

Too shy and self-conscious to meet guys the usual way, literature lover Lily leaves a red notebook on a shelf at New York City’s famous Strand bookstore with a series of dares for whoever finds it, which obviously is equally bookish Dash, a child of divorce who’s soured on people in general since his girlfriend left him.

And so it goes, with Dash and Lily falling for each other sight unseen as they trade the notebook back and forth, while certain realities — including the reappearance of people from their pasts — threaten to derail their romantic fantasies of each other.

Of the two, Lily is the more fully drawn. Her insecurities, spawned by the meanness of other kids in middle school, leaven her sweetness and give her some depth.

Another thing to love about the show (based on the David Levithan and Rachel Cohn book series) are its glimpses of New York all decked out for the season. Seeing places I’m unlikely to revisit in person for some time to come, like the Union Square Holiday Market, the Rink at Rockefeller Center or Fifth Avenue store windows, warmed my heart.

Fight to the Finish (Nov. 11, 9 p.m., History)

Soldiers in Ortona, Italy, during World War II. PHOTO CREDIT: 52 Media

Lest we forget is the Remembrance Day motto, something that becomes ever more a threat for the two World Wars as we move further away in time and people with direct connections to them die off.

In Barry Stevens’ documentary — which arrives 75 years after the end of World War II — more than 50 veterans from all over Canada, as well as one Holocaust survivor, tell frank and heartbreaking stories of what it was like. 

Supplemented by archival footage and photographs, the men’s (and women’s) memories are still vivid, encompassing not just sights but sounds and smells, from the Battle of Hong Kong and imprisonment in Japanese PoW camps, through the Blitz, the Battle of the Atlantic, Dieppe, the Canadian campaign in Sicily, D-Day, the Battle of the Scheldt and the final battles in Germany, including the discovery of the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. There are pleasant memories too, of the liberation of France and the Netherlands, Victory in Europe Day and the return to Canada.

It’s emotional and haunting territory, but — having had a grandfather who fought in the First World War and another who fought in the Second — I believe it deserves to be remembered.

B.C. vet Bernard Finestone calls war “the failure of humanity, but when situations like Hitler present themselves 600,000 Canadians like me have to do something about it.” 

And for a look at how Hitler became the threat he did, PBS has “Rise of the Nazis” Nov. 10 at 9 p.m.

Temple (Nov. 15, 9 p.m., Showcase)

Mark Strong as Dr. Daniel Milton in “Temple.” PHOTO CREDIT: Corus Entertainment

The idea of a doctor starting an “underground” medical clinic doesn’t necessarily sound like the most promising — or believable — idea for a drama, but a strong cast and non-linear storytelling help sell “Temple.”

Mark Strong plays Daniel Milton, a respected surgeon who’s been driven to desperate measures by a tragedy in his personal life. He teams up with Lee (Daniel Mays), a maintenance worker with an obsession with the end of civilization and access to an expanse of rooms and tunnels deep under the Temple subway station in London, England.

There’s a necessary suspension of disbelief in the idea of a secret clinic operating below one of the world’s busiest and, one presumes, most electronically monitored cities, but Strong and Mays manage to sell it. 

Daniel, already used to playing god in a sense, has a powerful emotional incentive for pursuing off-the-grid medical research while Lee, who’s what’s known as a prepper, seems fairly rational when you consider what the world is currently going through. (To be fair, the series, based on a Norwegian original, debuted in Britain long before the COVID-19 pandemic.)

The question is how long the clinic can stay off the radar, particularly since one of the patients, Jamie (Tobi King Bakare), is being hunted for a robbery that led to the grievous injury of a police officer.

Other cast members include Carice van Houten (Melisandre in “Game of Thrones”) and Catherine McCormack.

Odds and Ends

Myha’la Herrold and Marisa Abela in “Industry.” PHOTO CREDIT: HBO/Bell Media

Unbridled capitalism isn’t the most popular subject these days, but “Industry” (Nov. 9, 10 p.m., HBO/Crave) at least attempts to freshen things up by showing the goings-on inside a London investment bank from the point of view of the newbies who are fighting for permanent jobs there. The most interesting of these are the two women in the bunch, smart outsider Harper (Myha’la Herrold) and rich girl Yasmin (Marisa Abela).

“A Teacher” (Nov. 10, 10 p.m., FX) depicts what happens when a young female educator (Kate Mara, “Pose,” “House of Cards”) crosses boundaries with a high school senior (Nick Robinson, “Love, Victor”).

CBC’s “The Nature of Things” (Nov. 13, 9 p.m.) has an episode that will surely resonate with parents during this pandemic: “Kids vs. Screens,” hosted by biologist Dan Riskin, which explores the potential harms being caused by children’s attachment to their smartphones, tablets and video games, and what parents can do about it.

Apple TV Plus has the Werner Herzog and Clive Oppenheimer doc “Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds” (Nov. 13) about meteors that fell to Earth and their impact on science, history and mythology. It’s also got the animated series “Doug Unplugs” and “Becoming You,” a documentary series narrated by Olivia Colman about child development around the world, releasing on Nov. 13.

Acorn TV has “The South Westerlies” (Nov. 9), an Irish dramedy about an environmental consultant (Orla Brady, “Into the Badlands,” “Fringe”) going undercover in a small town to deal with objections to a wind farm.

OUTtv has the premiere of “MixedUp” (Nov. 11, 9 p.m.), an exploration of what it means to be BIPOC and LGBTQ+ by director, actor, singer, dancer and visual artist Howard J. Davis, a.k.a. HAUI.

Bachelorette No. 1 gets her man. No. 2? To be continued

Clare Crawley and Dale Moss had their first one-on-one and their fantasy suite date
all in one on “The Bachelorette.” PHOTO CREDIT: Craig Sjodin/ABC

I can’t be mad at Clare Crawley for blowing up “The Bachelorette.”

Let’s be honest, how many more dates between her and men not named Dale did you really want to sit through, especially with everybody stuck in the bubble at La Quinta Resort? I hate to say it, but I miss helicopters and hot tubs in the middle of nowhere.

And yes, I know that new Bachelorette Tayshia Adams still has her own “journey” to go through, but at least she’s starting with 16 men, not 30 or more. She’ll have them whittled down in no time . . . er, well, she won’t be as quick as Clare.

Yes, Clare, the oldest Bachelorette in franchise history, turned out to be the speediest too. In just four episodes she went from Night 1 “I think my husband’s in this room” boilerplate to a proposal from the man of her dreams. Dale Moss, the former pro football player who had her in a tizzy straight out of the limo, put a ring on it in Thursday’s episode and, as far as I know right now, they’re still engaged.

When we all congratulated ABC on installing a more mature woman as the star of the franchise, obviously none of us expected this outcome, but Clare’s maturity had a lot to do with it (and to be clear, I’m not saying that 39 is old). When you get to a certain age, when you’ve had enough crappy experiences in your love life and you meet someone who ticks all the boxes, you’re not playing; you want to get on with it.

So Clare got on with it.

After last week‘s group date in which Clare declined to give anyone a rose, host Chris Harrison showed up at her door for a “we need to talk” chat. “The path we’re on right now, we can’t continue,” he said.

Clare admitted she’d been creeping Dale’s social media after filming first shut down due to COVID-19, although she swore on her father’s grave there had been no contact. But she learned that she and Dale had things in common: the loss of a beloved parent (her dad, his mom), a family member in a care facility (his sister, her mother). “I feel like Dale is my match,” Clare told Harrison.

“You spent your whole life looking for someone that’ll remind you of your dad. Is Dale that man?” Harrison asked.

“I think he is,” Clare said, tearing up. Even Harrison had to wipe his eyes.

“Congratulations, you’ve just blown up ‘The Bachelorette,'” he said.

It was a little more complicated than that, of course. First Clare had to find out whether Dale felt the same way she did. That night, in place of the cocktail party and rose ceremony the other men had been expecting, Dale and Clare had their first one-on-one date.

I won’t repeat the whole conversation — although I thought it was kind of cool that they both shared stories about their fathers having to hitchhike to go see their mothers when they met them — the bottom line was that they admitted to falling in love with each other.

Bri Stauss and Chris Watson from “The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart”
serenade Clare and Dale on “The Bachelorette.” PHOTO CREDIT: Craig Sjodin/ABC

There was much smooching, some slow dancing to live music (Chris and Bri from “Listen to Your Heart,” yay!) and then they retired to Clare’s suite, a.k.a. the fastest fantasy suite in the history of the franchise.

Chris Harrison wasn’t playing either. Once he had confirmed that all was well in Clare and Dale land, Harrison was resolute: there was going to be a proposal and it was going to be that night.

Skeptical? Hell yeah. I think we all felt how Neil Lane’s face looked when Harrison FaceTimed him and said, “I need to get the ring today.”

The other guys weren’t buying it either when Clare fessed up that she had found the love of her life in Dale. “I’m really nervous for her, I think she’ll get hurt in the end,” said Hamilton, Ontario wildlife manager Blake Moynes — who was also annoyed that he bought a book on dementia and Alzheimer’s so he could talk to Clare about her mom and it was all for naught.

But seriously, it did seem crazy to think that Dale was really going to propose. Even Clare seemed doubtful. And as she stood on a terrace in a long white dress waiting for Dale to arrive, Harrison walked over with a concerned look on his face and said, “There’s something I need to tell you.” Oh no.

Cut to Blake and Kenny hanging by the pool, speculating that Dale wasn’t ready to get engaged. Then back to Harrison: “I just want to say, we are so proud of you.”

Meanest fakeout or what?

I’m sure Clare forgave him, because Dale did it: he got down on one knee, he asked Clare to marry him, he put the ring on her finger. I don’t know if it will last, but it’s been a crap year and a particularly shitty week, so hell yeah, I’ll take a happy ending.

“I’ve waited a lot of years for this,” she said — which if you’ll permit me one quibble, makes me wonder what we watched when Quebec’s Benoit Beausejour-Savard get down on one knee during a “Bachelor Winter Games” tell-all special, but never mind. Clare and Dale were happy; the other 16 guys not so happy, particularly after Harrison came to tell them that Clare and Dale had left the resort as an engaged couple.

But wait, there’s more: they could go home and lick their wounds (although with the possible exception of Jason, who really seemed to bond with Clare on their one-on-one, how invested could these guys have been after just a couple of weeks?) or they could put on their suits and prepare to continue their “journey.” And they had just hours to make up their minds.

Despite the grumbling from fellows like Blake and Riley about how into Clare they had been, all 16 guys made their way to the party room, even Jason, to meet “your new Bachelorette.”

Ta da, it’s finally been confirmed: Tayshia Adams is the replacement Bachelorette.
PHOTO CREDIT: Kwaku Alston/ABC

And yes, the franchise’s worst kept non-secret was finally confirmed when Tayshia Adams stepped out of a limo, looking absolutely gorgeous. After Harrison assured her she wasn’t being punked we saw her head toward the men . . . “to be continued.”

So yep, we’ll have to wait till next week to see who Tayshia sparks with and what the hell Harrison means when he says “Everything is about to change.” And oh yeah, Clare and Dale will be back to “tell all.”

“The Bachelorette” airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Citytv. Feel like chatting about “Bachelorette”? Come visit my Facebook page. You can also follow me on Twitter @realityeo

Watchable the week of Nov. 2, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: Picture My Face: The Story of Teenage Head
(Nov. 3, 9 p.m., TVO)

Frankie Venom with Teenage Head at the 1980 Heatwave festival.
PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of FeltFilm

Here’s some uniquely Canadian counter-programming for you. The night many viewers will be glued to news stations waiting to learn whether the reign of U.S. President Donald Trump has come to an end, TVOntario will feature a documentary about a seminal Canadian band that never got the U.S. breakout it deserved. 

The feature is billed as the story of the band, but it’s really the story of two people: Frankie “Venom” Kerr, Teenage Head’s mesmerizing lead singer, who died in 2008 of throat cancer, and guitarist Gord Lewis, who has battled depression ever since Kerr’s death.

The doc traces the group from their beginnings in 1975 as music-minded high school friends in Hamilton and leads with one of their biggest shows, the 1980 Heatwave festival at Mosport Park, for which filmmaker Douglas Arrowsmith (“Love Shines”) got access to some fantastic, previously unseen footage. 

It also touches on the events the Head is best known for: riots at the Horseshoe Tavern’s Last Pogo punk show in 1978 and at Ontario Place in 1980 when too many fans showed up for a free concert and went on the rampage when the gates were closed, leading to a ban on rock shows at the venue.

The Head, riding high on the album “Frantic City,” was due to play showcase gigs in New York City later that summer, but a car accident just before they left for the States broke Lewis’s back (it was uncertain he’d ever walk again, let alone play guitar) and killed their momentum, the doc tells us.

Frankie Venom is ever present throughout the film: in old photos and concert footage, and in the recollections of Lewis and bass player Steve Mahon, our main guide through the movie. But the doc doesn’t tell the whole story, touching briefly on Kerr’s alcohol problems and omitting the fact he left the Head for a few years in the mid-80s, while original drummer Nick Stipanitz, who quit in 1988, is barely mentioned.

Much of the latter part of the doc is about Lewis’s struggles and about the comeback that began in 2017 with the greatest hits album “Fun Comes Fast,” which gives it added poignancy. Up until the pandemic hit, Mahon and Lewis had been playing shows with drummer Gene Champagne and singer Dave “Rave” Desroches, who had filled in for Kerr before (I remember seeing him front the band during a show in the mid-90s).

Rock and roll, it seems, really will never die, even if its practitioners have wrinkles, grey hairs and pot bellies.

There’s enough here to feed the nostalgia of diehard fans (and I’ve been one ever since the Head played my high school in the late ’70s) and perhaps earn some new ones.

No less an authority on underappreciated musical acts than Marky Ramone of the Ramones calls Teenage Head the best punk band in Canada. “You guys were lucky you had a band like that there,” he says.

And if you’re too busy watching election results to tune in Nov. 3, the doc repeats on TVO Nov. 7 at 9 p.m. and Nov. 8 at 10:30 p.m., and will also be available at tvo.org and on TVO’s YouTube channel.

Private Eyes (Nov. 2, 8 p.m., Global TV)

Jason Priestley as Matt Shade and Cindy Sampson as Angie Everett in Season 4 of “Private Eyes.” PHOTO CREDIT: Corus Entertainment

This made-in-Toronto detective series is as much a will-they-or-won’t-they unrequited romance as a crime procedural. Four seasons in, affable leads Jason Priestley (“Beverly Hills, 90210,” “Call Me Fitz”) and Cindy Sampson (“Supernatural”) have the balancing act down to a science.  

Episodes are seeded with enough wistful glances and near physical misses to keep the tension alive while purposefully keeping private investigators Matt Shade and Angie Everett apart and the show alive.

The crimes of the week tend not be overly bloody or complicated while providing work for a steady stream of Canadian actors. Guest stars in the first few episodes of the new season include Stephen McHattie (“Orphan Black,” “Pontypool”), Erica Durance (“Smallville,” “Saving Hope”), Katie Boland (“Reign”) and John Ralston (“Life With Derek”). On deck for future episodes are Aaron Ashmore (“Killjoys”), Eric Peterson (“Corner Gas”) and even Toronto Raptors head coach Nick Nurse.

B Positive (Nov. 5, 8:30 p.m., CTV)

Thomas Middleditch and Annaleigh Ashford in “B Positive.” PHOTO CREDIT: CBS/Bell Media

This comedy comes from some veteran TV makers, including sitcom king Chuck Lorre, creator of “Two and a Half Men,” “The Big Bang Theory,” “Young Sheldon,” “Mom” and plenty more. Here, he’s an executive producer along with “Two and a Half Men” producer Jim Patterson and series creator Marco Pennette (“Ugly Betty,” “Desperate Housewives”) who based the series on his own experience as a kidney transplant recipient. James Burrows of “Cheers,” “Taxi” and “Will & Grace” fame directs.

So with all that experience behind it, is “B Positive” any good? The short answer, based on the two episodes I’ve seen, is it’s OK — if you like middle-of-the-road, laugh-track-laden humour, which I don’t in general. 

Drew (Canadian actor Thomas Middleditch of “Silicon Valley”) needs a new kidney and the only person willing to give him one is his screw-up of an old high school friend, Gina (Annaleigh Ashford, “Masters of Sex,” “American Crime Story”).

Gina has a heart of gold (her job is driving senior citizens to their medical appointments) but also a penchant for drugs, alcohol and sex with random men. Presumably the tension in future episodes will come from her need to stay clean to be a viable donor, but the bad girl trying to do good conceit doesn’t feel particularly groundbreaking. Nor does the fact that therapist Drew has an ex-wife, an indifferent adolescent daughter, and friends and family who apparently don’t care about him very much automatically make him sympathetic.

If Ashford’s and Middleditch’s characters develop a more believable chemistry than what’s on view so far, maybe “B Positive” will find its groove.

If you missed it . . .

Mando (Pedro Pascal) and the Child are back in “The Mandalorian.” PHOTO CREDIT: Disney Plus

Watch Baby Yoda blink his giant eyes, twitch his oversized ears and gurgle, and you might be momentarily at greater peace with the world.

The creature is still a main attraction of “The Mandalorian,” which rolled out its second season Friday, even if all he does in the first episode is observe (adorably so) as Mando (Pedro Pascal) kicks butt.

This season, Mando is on a clearly defined mission: to return the Child to his own kind. That provides opportunities to mix with new characters, alien and human, friend and enemy (played by some fun guest stars) as well as old favourites, as Mando searches for Baby Yoda’s people.

In the premiere, John Leguizamo turns up as a cyclops bookie while Timothy Olyphant of “Justified” and “Deadwood” fame plays a marshal, appropriately enough, in a Tatooine settlement that Mando and Baby Yoda visit. And that’s W. Earl Brown, Olyphant’s “Deadwood” co-star, a.k.a. Dan Dority of the Gem saloon, under the prosthetics as a barkeep in Mos Pelgo.

It’s still a fun, albeit violent ride. Personally, I felt a little sorry for the Krayt dragon that gets dispatched in the premiere.

Odds and Ends

The RMS Titanic departing Southampton, England, on April 10, 1912.
PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of F.G.O. Stuart

I can’t imagine people ever getting tired of learning about the Titanic. A lot of horrible things have happened since April 15, 1912, but the thought of more than 1,500 people being pulled into the icy Atlantic as the massive ship broke in two and plunged to the bottom of the ocean still fills one with dread. PBS has “Secrets of the Dead: Abandoning the Titanic” (Nov. 4, 10 p.m.), which is mainly concerned with the identity of a mystery ship seen by passengers and crew of the Titanic, one that it’s believed could have saved hundreds of lives if it had come to her aid.

Super Channel has a new original docuseries, “Phantom Signals” (Nov. 8, 8 p.m., Super Channel Fuse). It’s about the “invisible sphere of infinite data, bombarding us from all over the planet and from the depths of the unknown universe,” and the strange phenomena that occur when those signals go wrong. For instance, the first episode deals with the still unexplained disappearance in 1953 of a U.S. Air Force jet that was intercepting an unidentified object over Lake Superior; the strange hum that drives some people crazy in places like Windsor, Ontario, Taos, New Mexico, and Auckland, New Zealand; and the electromagnetic force that caused car key fobs to malfunction in a parking lot in Carstairs, Alberta.

Adding to the current wealth of shows about space (or in this case, aspiring to space) is Showtime’s “Moonbase 8,” a comedy starring Fred Armisen, Tim Heidecker and John C. Reilly as astronauts living at a moon base simulator in the Arizona desert. It debuts on Crave Nov. 8 at 11 p.m.

CTV has the return of a couple of popular American imports: “The Good Doctor” (Nov. 2, 10 p.m.) and “Young Sheldon” (Nov. 5, 8 p.m.). CTV Life Channel has the debut of a new series starring celebrity contractor Mike Holmes, “Holmes Next Generation” (Nov. 5, 9 p.m.), in which Holmes and his kids Sherry and Mike Jr. rescue homeowners from dodgy contractors and DIY projects gone wrong.

And one more for all you “Bachelorette” fans: Citytv will have the new episode Thursday at 8 p.m. along with ABC.

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