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No wind beneath one queen’s wings on ‘Canada’s Drag Race’

Lemon, right, tells “RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K.” alum Crystal her fortune on “Canada’s Drag Race.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU KEEP READING THIS YOU’LL FIND OUT WHO LOST AND WHO WON ON EPISODE 6 OF “CANADA’S DRAG RACE.”

I don’t need a crystal ball — or a drag queen called Crystal — to tell you this much: the competition is getting more serious on “Canada’s Drag Race.”

“This is not RuPaul’s Best Friend Race, I am not here to make friends anymore,” declared Lemon — understandable considering that four of seven queens had just voted her most deserving of sashaying away.

Luckily for Lemon, the judges didn’t pay them heed. It was BOA who got the boot after losing the lip sync to Ilona Verley — coincidentally, the queen the other three contestants deemed deserving of an exit.

It was also BOA who inspired Lemon’s unfriendly sentiments after telling Lemon she was not genuine and too quick to vocalize her love of herself. 

Sour lemons, er, grapes?

Rita Baga does “denim on denim on denim” on the “Canada’s Drag Race” runway.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

If I were the remaining queens I’d be looking out for Rita Baga. The Quebec queen has now won three maxi-challenges and could run away with — or is that “s’enfuir avec”? — the competition.

I’m not gonna lie: this episode was a bit of a come-down after the high of last week’s Snatch Game. Also, it didn’t have enough Brooke Lynn Hytes in it. It began with an improv mini-challenge. The queens had to play psychic hotline operators and give tips to a mystery caller: Crystal, the Newfoundland-born queen who was the first Canadian to compete on “RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K.”

And if you’re thinking, “Oh shit, Priyanka playing a fortune teller? After last week’s Miss Cleo disaster in Snatch Game?” I have good news: she didn’t suck. She also didn’t win. That would be Lemon. I found Jimbo and BOA funnier, not to mention ruder, but I am here for Lemon’s leopard print ensemble.

Anyhoo, the not especially Canadian maxi-challenge involved the queens splitting into teams and making law firm infomercials.

Lemon and Priyanka paired up as a variation on personal injury lawyers; in their case, “pussy protectors.”

Scarlett BoBo and Ilona, who are nicknamed the “sissies,” were sort of like divorce lawyers, but for sissies who wanted to split up. Hey, no one said these commercials had to make sense.

Rita Baga, BOA and Jimbo shoot their infomercial with the help of a couple of of pit crew members.
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Rita, Jimbo and BOA were the B.E.L.L.E.S (Bitches for Enthusiastic Lady Lawyers Entertainment Services), helping litigate against rude bachelorettes who invade drag shows. They were inspired by real-life experience. Rita said she once got a finger up the anus from a bride-to-be. First off, who does that? Second, ewwww.

As the girls were putting on their drag and sharing drag bar spectator horror stories, BOA revealed that she was once beaten unconscious, sexually assaulted and robbed by someone she brought home. “There’s violence in the queer community and it needs to stop,” she said. The other queens gave BOA shoulder squeezes and sympathy. Priyanka commended her for speaking out and educating other drag queens.

And then it was time for the runway, “Canadian Tux-She-Do,” i.e. lots and lots of denim, and the competition was back on.

Jimbo, a.k.a. Creature from the patch lagoon, on the runway.
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Jimbo once again outdid herself with a patchwork jumpsuit that covered her from the top of her head to her soles, which the judges loved. (“Creature from the patch lagoon,” quipped Brooke Lynn Hytes.) But it was Rita who took the win with a punk-inspired skirt and jacket ensemble whose pieces unzipped down to a bra and girdle.

Rita’s edge seemed to come from how much the judges loved her bilingual performance in the commercial, but — while I really liked Rita’s look — Jimbo got robbed on her outfit alone, plus she was also a standout in her commercial.

Scarlett BoBo goes big and doesn’t go home on the “Drag Race” runway.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Compliments must also be paid to Scarlett BoBo. Loved the jacket; loved the little touches like the denim choker and denim heels; loved the neon yellow nails.

Now for the not so good looks. Ilona’s jumpsuit was boring, despite the cutout ass. Lemon’s outfit was too much and not enough at the same time: too many elements, not enough finishing. Brooke rightly called it a mess.

As for BOA, I didn’t mind the raggedy wings as much as the judges did. Brooke said they looked “half-assed and cheap.” Guest host Tom Green said BOA’s outfit looked exactly like the one he wore as “the wind” as a kid in a church play and proved it by calling his mom and having her send a photo.

(As an aside, I love how the queens gasp and cheer whenever a Canadian celeb they’ve probably never heard of is announced as guest host. Tom Green was a good sport, but could he have bedazzled his jeans or something?)

And Priyanka? I didn’t love the look, but the jacket seemed just as well tailored as BoBo’s and the thigh-high denim boots were kind of fun.

She, Scarlett and Jimbo were all declared safe, while Lemon escaped the bottom thanks to her commercial, which was my favourite out of the three.

BOA’s denim wings were not a hit with the judges on “Canada’s Drag Race.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

That left Ilona and BOA to lip-sync to Alessia Cara’s “Scars to Your Beautiful,” and you know the rest.

“This has been an amazing experience,” BOA told the judges. “You guys have been so good to me. I’ve learned so much about myself, and I’ve made so many amazing sisters and friends, and I can’t even explain how grateful I am for this opportunity.”

And then she left them the way she came in: laughing. “I didn’t come here to make friends, I came here to make lasagne,” she said.

Next week, the top six are part of a pageant, the first in “Drag Race” her-story, Brooke says, and the runway looks particularly glam — except for one queen, who really disappoints the judges. Until then …

A queen is binned and the mood is blue on ‘Canada’s Drag Race’

Ilona Verley, Tynomi Banks and Jimbo, a.k.a. Maison Papier, in Episode 4 of “Canada’s Drag Race.”
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SPOILER ALERT: DON’T READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHO WON AND LOST ON EPISODE 4 OF “CANADA’S DRAG RACE.”

How many times can a queen be recycled from near elimination on “Canada’s Drag Race”?

Twice was the limit for Tynomi Banks, who didn’t survive her third trip to the bottom in the show’s fourth episode.

There was no acting or rapping challenge to trip up the well known Toronto queen this week but, once again, the judges were unimpressed by her runway outfit.

All nine queens, split into groups of three, had to create “couture” fashion lines out of recyclable materials.

Scarlett BoBo, Kiara and Rita Baga, a.k.a. La Maison Boraga, in their plastic couture.
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Plastic may be a scourge in the environment, but it ruled the day for the trio made up of Rita Baga, Kiara and Scarlett BoBo – deservedly so, in my opinion – with Rita winning her second maxi-challenge with a dramatic plastic tarp column dress and jacket, and a stole of plastic netting. 

The metal team, Priyanka, BOA and Lemon, were the runners-up — with the judges particularly gagged by Priyanka’s sheer silver dress, although I found it a little basic compared to Lemon’s dress of unravelled rose gold scouring pads. That left Jimbo, Tynomi and Ilona Verley and their paper couture headed for the dumpster.

House of Rust, made up of BOA, Priyanka and Lemon, earned mostly positive reviews
for their metal outfits. PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Would Tynomi have done better if Jimbo hadn’t kept the best outfit for herself, a gown bursting with paper flowers? I don’t know, but it didn’t help.

Tynomi and Ilona were dressed in far less flattering “knight” costumes to Jimbo’s “queen.” As judge Brooke Lynn Hytes told Ilona about her paper armour and hoop skirt: “I got much more ‘gay pride at the Renaissance fair’ than I did runway show … It looks like I should hang you in my backyard and beat you with a stick.”

Harsh but fair, Brooke. Also funny.

She also told Ilona and Tynomi they were being “way too Canadian” by allowing Jimbo to shine at their expense.

Jimbo did not escape unscathed, with judge Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman criticizing the fact she painted her face and chest white but not her arms and hands. (I wouldn’t have noticed if he hadn’t brought it up.)

“We are given a very limited amount of time to construct these looks, paint our faces, prepare,” responded Jimbo.

“Everyone gets the same amount of time. Use it better maybe,” retorted Jeffrey with narrowed eyes.

Oh snap.

At the beginning of the episode, Tynomi claimed not to be concerned about the warning Brooke gave her last week, to bring out the “fierce girl” within at every challenge. “I don’t fucking care about that. I was, like, calm down, bitch,” Tynomi said.

The consensus seemed to be that even if Tynomi did sink back to the bottom, no one could beat her in a lip sync — no one until Ilona, that is.

I don’t know how the Vancouver queen went from crying and protesting, “I can’t do it,” to throwing down in a lip sync of Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” that was the best battle we’ve seen all season, but she pulled it off.

There wasn’t a dry eye onstage as Tynomi was told to sashay away. Ilona was flat out sobbing and even guest host Biddell was wiping away tears. But Tynomi held her head up: “I know I’m fire and it will never be put out,” she said.

As Brooke Lynn said earlier, “You’re Tynomi motherfucking Banks.”

Tynomi’s exit leaves just four Toronto queens in the competition, which might suit Rita Baga fine. She complained early in the episode that the Toronto girls were “savage” and self-centred.

Priyanka did not disagree, saying the Toronto queens “think we’re high and mighty,” but also that they’re “dropping like flies.”

Mind you, Rita did bond with Toronto’s Scarlett BoBo, who confided in her about the death of her drag mentor, Ottawa’s Ginette BoBo, shortly before Scarlett came to “Drag Race.”

The bitchiest clash in the episode had nothing to do with Toronto at all, but was between Ilona and Jimbo, who’s from Victoria.

Basically, Ilona was feeling sorry for herself after the judges’ critiques and didn’t appreciate Jimbo changing the subject by talking about being cold in the werkroom. There were some swears. Ilona told Jimbo to “eat shit.”

Then everyone’s attention switched to Tynomi, who was crying and despondent, and then Ilona shifted the focus back to herself and started crying too.

“Like, this is not my drag. I wanted to come here (to) represent my culture,” said the Indigenous, two-spirit queen, “and all I’m representing for right now is fucking dumpster divers.”

That made everyone laugh, ratcheting down the tension.

A supersized pit crew was the main attraction in the mini-challenge.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

I haven’t mentioned the mini-challenge, which Jimbo won, but there’s not much to say. It was ostensibly a memory test for the queens, but it was really just an extended ogle of a supersized pit crew of 10, as the queens matched the different coloured bikini briefs under their black shorts.

Next week promises something even better than half-naked men: the first ever Canadian Snatch Game. Until then …

Catch “Drag Race” Thursdays at 9 p.m. on Crave.

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