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Watchable the week of Sept. 7, 2020

SHOW OF THE WEEK: Van der Valk (Sept. 13, PBS)

Maimie McCoy as Lucienne Hassell and Marc Warren as Piet Van der Valk in “Van der Valk.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Company Pictures/all3media international

It’s not like the smart but surly male detective who doesn’t suffer fools is anything new. They’ve been popping up in pop culture at least as far back as Sherlock Holmes, but there’s a reason they persist: people enjoy reading about them and watching them. 

Piet Van der Valk is the creation of British author Nicolas Freeling, who published the first novel in the series in 1962. This isn’t the first TV adaptation, either: Barry Foster played the Dutch detective on British TV in the 1970s and again in the early ’90s.

This version, a British-German co-production, gives the lead to Marc Warren, an English actor whose face you’re sure to recognize for appearances in everything from “Oliver Twist” to “Band of Brothers” to “The Good Wife.” He’s backed by more Brits, including Maimie McCoy (“DCI Banks,” “A Confession”), Elliot Barnes-Worrell (“Jericho”), Luke Allen-Gale and Emma Fielding.

The action has been updated to present-day Amsterdam. In fact, the opening scene is a pulse-pounding bike chase along one of the main canals. So, like “The Sounds,” which I wrote about last week, “Van der Valk” gives you the chance to do some armchair travelling.

It doesn’t reinvent the wheel of detective drama, but it does give it a fresh spin, with plots involving far-right populist politics, drug harm-reduction clinics, art galleries, eco-fashion, even religious erotica.

A second season is already planned, pandemic permitting.

The Duchess (Sept. 11, Netflix)

Katherine Ryan and Katy Byrne in “The Duchess.” PHOTO CREDIT: Simon Ridgway/Netflix

My natural inclination is to support this comedy, given that it was written by and stars a Canadian, Katherine Ryan, an expat who’s made quite a name for herself in Britain.

But I nearly turned it off in the first few minutes after Ryan’s character, also named Katherine, launched a tasteless, over-the-top verbal attack on another mother whose daughter is making life difficult for Katherine’s daughter Olive (Katy Byrne) at school.

I have nothing against transgressive females. I adored “Fleabag” just like everyone else, but “The Duchess” lacks that series’ cleverness and winking self-awareness. And though Katherine’s outlandish outfits put me in mind of Patsy and Edina from “Absolutely Fabulous,” the jokes here are nowhere near as sharp.

Still, I stuck with it and warmed a little to Katherine and her relationship with Olive. The plot involves the single mother’s attempts to conceive a sibling for her beloved daughter. She has an adoring dentist boyfriend (Steen Raskopoulos), to whom she’s unwilling to commit, and an ex, a washed-up boy band singer (Rory Keenan), whom she actively hates.

There’s certainly a concept to be mined here in the idea of a single, relationship-shy mom eager to expand her family, but it would work better if the jokes were made to serve the material more cohesively.

Coastal Elites (Sept. 12, 8 p.m., HBO)

Dan Levy plays a gay actor in the TV movie “Coastal Elites.” PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of HBO

Whether you enjoy this TV movie, a series of monologues between 13 and 24 minutes long, probably depends a lot on whether you’re one of the elites referenced in the title — or at least sympathetic to a certain liberal, urban world view.

Filmed under quarantine and written by playwright Paul Rudnick, the film boasts a formidable cast: Bette Midler, Dan Levy of “Schitt’s Creek,” Issa Rae (“Insecure”), Sarah Paulson (“American Horror Story”) and Kaitlyn Dever (“Unbelievable”). Each actor speaks to an unseen person on the other side of the camera and the performances reflect on two current crises: the presidency of Donald Trump and the COVID-19 pandemic.

Midler delivers the most pointed Trump critique as a New York Times-loving, Public Theater-subscribing, Norwegian detective-watching, Jewish liberal New Yorker who’s arrested after a confrontation with a man in a Starbucks wearing a MAGA hat.

Levy, as an out, gay actor confiding in a therapist, touches on the anti-gay agenda of Vice-President Mike Pence in a monologue that skewers Hollywood hypocrisy toward gay performers; Rae, playing a rich Black businesswoman, recounts an unsettlingly close encounter with Ivanka Trump, a.k.a. “The Blonde Cloud”; Paulson, as an internet meditation coach, describes her failed attempt to quarantine with her family of Trump supporters in Wisconsin.

Dever, whose monologue as a nurse in a New York hospital in the early days of COVID is the most naturalistic and the most heartrending, never mentions Trump directly as she shares her grief over the death of a patient she became particularly close to. Rather, his connection to the devastation that the pandemic wrought in that city is implied.

Odds and Ends

Alden Ehrenreich as John the Savage in “Brave New World.” PHOTO CREDIT: Steve Schofield/Peacock

Peacock’s “Brave New World,” an adaptation of the dystopian Aldous Huxley novel, makes its Canadian debut Sept. 13 at 9 p.m. on Showcase. It stars Jessica Brown Findlay (“Downton Abbey”) as Lenina, a woman from New London, where every aspect of life is tightly controlled, and Alden Ehrenreich (“Solo: A Star Wars Story”) as John, who comes from the so-called Savage Lands.

Showcase also has a couple of British comedies on tap: “Intelligence” (Sept. 13, 9 p.m.), which stars David Schwimmer of “Friends” as an American National Security agent assigned to a U.K. cybercrime bureau; and “Hitmen” (Sept. 13, 10:30 p.m.), in which English comedy team Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc play misfit killers for hire.

PBS has the documentary “Human Nature” (Sept. 9, 8 p.m.) on “Nova,” about the perils and promise of CRISPR DNA editing technology.

And if you’re a fan of designing twins Jonathan and Drew Scott, a.k.a. the Property Brothers, there’s a new season of “Brother vs. Brother” on HGTV, Sept. 13 at 9 p.m.

A queen is binned and the mood is blue on ‘Canada’s Drag Race’

Ilona Verley, Tynomi Banks and Jimbo, a.k.a. Maison Papier, in Episode 4 of “Canada’s Drag Race.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

SPOILER ALERT: DON’T READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHO WON AND LOST ON EPISODE 4 OF “CANADA’S DRAG RACE.”

How many times can a queen be recycled from near elimination on “Canada’s Drag Race”?

Twice was the limit for Tynomi Banks, who didn’t survive her third trip to the bottom in the show’s fourth episode.

There was no acting or rapping challenge to trip up the well known Toronto queen this week but, once again, the judges were unimpressed by her runway outfit.

All nine queens, split into groups of three, had to create “couture” fashion lines out of recyclable materials.

Scarlett BoBo, Kiara and Rita Baga, a.k.a. La Maison Boraga, in their plastic couture.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Plastic may be a scourge in the environment, but it ruled the day for the trio made up of Rita Baga, Kiara and Scarlett BoBo – deservedly so, in my opinion – with Rita winning her second maxi-challenge with a dramatic plastic tarp column dress and jacket, and a stole of plastic netting. 

The metal team, Priyanka, BOA and Lemon, were the runners-up — with the judges particularly gagged by Priyanka’s sheer silver dress, although I found it a little basic compared to Lemon’s dress of unravelled rose gold scouring pads. That left Jimbo, Tynomi and Ilona Verley and their paper couture headed for the dumpster.

House of Rust, made up of BOA, Priyanka and Lemon, earned mostly positive reviews
for their metal outfits. PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Would Tynomi have done better if Jimbo hadn’t kept the best outfit for herself, a gown bursting with paper flowers? I don’t know, but it didn’t help.

Tynomi and Ilona were dressed in far less flattering “knight” costumes to Jimbo’s “queen.” As judge Brooke Lynn Hytes told Ilona about her paper armour and hoop skirt: “I got much more ‘gay pride at the Renaissance fair’ than I did runway show … It looks like I should hang you in my backyard and beat you with a stick.”

Harsh but fair, Brooke. Also funny.

She also told Ilona and Tynomi they were being “way too Canadian” by allowing Jimbo to shine at their expense.

Jimbo did not escape unscathed, with judge Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman criticizing the fact she painted her face and chest white but not her arms and hands. (I wouldn’t have noticed if he hadn’t brought it up.)

“We are given a very limited amount of time to construct these looks, paint our faces, prepare,” responded Jimbo.

“Everyone gets the same amount of time. Use it better maybe,” retorted Jeffrey with narrowed eyes.

Oh snap.

At the beginning of the episode, Tynomi claimed not to be concerned about the warning Brooke gave her last week, to bring out the “fierce girl” within at every challenge. “I don’t fucking care about that. I was, like, calm down, bitch,” Tynomi said.

The consensus seemed to be that even if Tynomi did sink back to the bottom, no one could beat her in a lip sync — no one until Ilona, that is.

I don’t know how the Vancouver queen went from crying and protesting, “I can’t do it,” to throwing down in a lip sync of Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” that was the best battle we’ve seen all season, but she pulled it off.

There wasn’t a dry eye onstage as Tynomi was told to sashay away. Ilona was flat out sobbing and even guest host Biddell was wiping away tears. But Tynomi held her head up: “I know I’m fire and it will never be put out,” she said.

As Brooke Lynn said earlier, “You’re Tynomi motherfucking Banks.”

Tynomi’s exit leaves just four Toronto queens in the competition, which might suit Rita Baga fine. She complained early in the episode that the Toronto girls were “savage” and self-centred.

Priyanka did not disagree, saying the Toronto queens “think we’re high and mighty,” but also that they’re “dropping like flies.”

Mind you, Rita did bond with Toronto’s Scarlett BoBo, who confided in her about the death of her drag mentor, Ottawa’s Ginette BoBo, shortly before Scarlett came to “Drag Race.”

The bitchiest clash in the episode had nothing to do with Toronto at all, but was between Ilona and Jimbo, who’s from Victoria.

Basically, Ilona was feeling sorry for herself after the judges’ critiques and didn’t appreciate Jimbo changing the subject by talking about being cold in the werkroom. There were some swears. Ilona told Jimbo to “eat shit.”

Then everyone’s attention switched to Tynomi, who was crying and despondent, and then Ilona shifted the focus back to herself and started crying too.

“Like, this is not my drag. I wanted to come here (to) represent my culture,” said the Indigenous, two-spirit queen, “and all I’m representing for right now is fucking dumpster divers.”

That made everyone laugh, ratcheting down the tension.

A supersized pit crew was the main attraction in the mini-challenge.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

I haven’t mentioned the mini-challenge, which Jimbo won, but there’s not much to say. It was ostensibly a memory test for the queens, but it was really just an extended ogle of a supersized pit crew of 10, as the queens matched the different coloured bikini briefs under their black shorts.

Next week promises something even better than half-naked men: the first ever Canadian Snatch Game. Until then …

Catch “Drag Race” Thursdays at 9 p.m. on Crave.

It’s so long to an ‘Itt girl’ on ‘Canada’s Drag Race’

Tynomi Banks, front, and the other queens stage a rap battle on “Canada’s Drag Race.”
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

SPOILER ALERT: DON’T READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHO WON AND LOST IN WEEK THREE OF “CANADA’S DRAG RACE.”

“Canada’s Drag Race” made fun this week of Canadians’ predilection for saying sorry, but one queen left with no apologies and no regrets.

It was Anastarzia Anaquway’s turn to sashay away and she did it with class. “The thing about life, everything happens in its time. If I’m leaving it’s definitely my time. No regrets whatsoever,” said the Toronto queen.

Starzi was done in by a runway concept that missed the mark and a lip sync that was stately but dull (and to be honest I’m still waiting to see a really epic lip sync battle this season). Just as regrettable: Tynomi Banks made bottom two for the second week in a row.

Her lip sync skills saved her once again, but if she doesn’t find her footing she won’t be long for the competition — a reminder that having a name outside “Drag Race” is no guarantee you’ll be a name on the show.

Priyanka gets down with her bad self in the “Not Sorry Aboot It” rap battle.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Speaking of names, I predict Priyanka is a name we’re going to remember for the rest of this season and beyond, jokes about the other queens forgetting her name notwithstanding.

Her wit and charisma helped her win both the mini- and maxi-challenges and made her a star on the runway. (As an aside, I really hope her father took it well when he found out she was both gay and a drag queen via “Drag Race.”)

In the mini-challenge, the queens had to pair up as anchors for morning show “Canada Gay-M,” reading their lines in English, French and “Draglish.” Quebec queens Rita Baga and Kiara had the French in the “baga” (that’s Rita’s joke) and did better in English than most of the other queens did in French, but it was co-winners Priyanka and Lemon who had the most spirited delivery. 

Honourable mention goes to Jimbo for her Nancy Grace impression.

For the maxi-challenge, the queens separated into “girl groups” (Mooseknuckles, best name ever) and prerecorded lyrics for a “rap battle” with the help of Toronto singer Ralph. Hollywood Jade taught them choreography.

Overall, it was fun, flashy and energetic, but it was more of a skirmish than a battle. Calling Rita “old,” Ilona Verley “fake” and the Mooseknuckles’ clothes smelly like “Brie” was about as biting as it got.

Priyanka had the judges gagging over her runway look on Episode 3.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

Once again, Lemon and Priyanka were the standouts, but Priyanka snatched a repeat victory from Lemon with her runway outfit.

The theme was “Quebecky With the Good Hair” and Priyanka wore a cutout hair tutu in blue and orange, with a be-bunned wig and booties to match. “Bitch stole my look!” quipped judge Brooke Lynn Hytes, who was wearing the same colour combination.

Truthfully, I liked Ilona’s powder blue “hair of the dog” outfit the best, complete with toy poodles on her arms, a diamante leash, and pawprints on her corset and matching boots. Shout-outs also to Lemon’s tree-bark dress and lemon tree wig; and Scarlett BoBo’s hair fringe mini dress with “BOBO” spelled out in her wig.

And what can I say about BOA? Underneath her luxurious-looking fur coat was a full hairy-chested bodysuit, a green sequinned banana hammock a la “Borat” and a giant fake pubic bush. You have to give her points for originality, which the judges did. 

Anastarzia combined two completely unrelated pop culture characters in her runway look.
PHOTO CREDIT: Bell Media

The worst outfit was definitely Anastarzia’s. It was Cousin Itt of “The Addams Family” in the back — Chun Li from “Mortal Kombat” in the front? Huh? I didn’t get it and neither did the judges.

They also came down hard on Tynomi for her orange and green hair dress and rainbow hair hat and I do get that; it just wasn’t flattering. Poor Kiara was brought to tears when judge Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman told her that her gold pantsuit was “a little basic” but lived to fight another day.

And can I just digress here to say that Deborah Cox was the best guest host so far? She looked like a goddess in that gold dress and she delivered her dialogue like the pro that she is. More like her please. I also loved Stacey McKenzie’s multi-coloured leopard get-up.

Next week, the nine queens who are left have to create fashion looks out of recycled materials. Who’ll think outside the (blue) box? Until then …

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